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Paddle and Peach 

Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Instead of:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
Paddle and Peach by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! 

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

paddle bitch 

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man
paddle bitch by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010

Paddle Wheeling 

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.
Paddle Wheeling by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

Paddle Wheel 

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.
They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.
Paddle Wheel by Straphe November 19, 2016

Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.
Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!
Paddle Worthy by Tecniq April 27, 2008