punjab scab

When you snort coke&crystal in a dirty, dusty environment to the point that when you finally blow your nose a grotesque unfolding scab rockets out with the sweet relief that one feels like when you catch the last train/bus after doin it 2-4, and as you start limping the last leg to the crib, a taxi hails you and barters a legit flat fair and scoops you up.
When the day slowed down, we cleared our sinusis and compared punjab scabs with unbelievably competitive sickness!
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Punjab Kings

Punjab Kings is a franchise playing in Indian Premier League. They deserved to win 2014 IPL for being best team in 2014. It is captained by Klassy Indian opener and coached by best Indian coach. Majority of it's players and staff are ex RCBians.
Punjab Kings have better head to head record against Royal Challengers Bangalore
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Punjab of Javapo

A person whose job is to po' the Java.
I got a job down at Denny's. I'm the Punjab of Javapo.
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punjab stab

A punjab stab is a poking action with all four fingers on the vagina bone.
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punjab kano

A fat, china man who was deprived of his virginity to his exotic fish collection. Either he can't drive for shit, or he has trouble speaking english.
Fob; communist; Dutch Man; Patrick Hsia; duschebag
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Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.
Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.
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