Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
Get the Proximity Pissmug. A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?
Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 8, 2010
Get the Sack proximitymug. In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
Get the Proximity Pornmug. Examples:
ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
Get the Proximity Hotnessmug. To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West August 19, 2015
Get the Proximity Flirtingmug. a difficult relationship between two people that gets worse because of physical proximity to one another.
Can also be used to describe the environment just prior to a club beatdown when two people are about to gin. Think Jerry Springer.
Can also be used to describe the environment just prior to a club beatdown when two people are about to gin. Think Jerry Springer.
"I think you and her have toxic proximity issues."
"I think you're right. She lives less than a mile away and she comes over drunk in the middle of the day and gives me shit."
"Too bad she's your mom."
"I think you're right. She lives less than a mile away and she comes over drunk in the middle of the day and gives me shit."
"Too bad she's your mom."
by jewsy May 9, 2008
Get the toxic proximity mug. The bevy of booty that follows a playa around and serve as potential targets for other playas who are close by.
"Dude, I'm not getting any bitches."
"Why don't you hang out with Aaron? He's a certified pimp and you're sure to get some proximity tail fo sho."
"Why don't you hang out with Aaron? He's a certified pimp and you're sure to get some proximity tail fo sho."
by aibo October 23, 2007
Get the proximity tailmug.