procrasturbation 

Masturbating instead of doing something more important that needs to be done.

instead of looking for a job, he often resorts to procrasturbation

procrasturbation by mojoPT November 6, 2009

procrasturbation 

The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.

John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by Zooch101 November 23, 2011

procrasturbation 

When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.

When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by chinesedentist February 4, 2012

Procrasturbation 

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

Procrasturbation by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Procrasturbation 

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

Procrasturbation by LFCAidan September 14, 2014

Procrasturbation 

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.

That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.

Procrasturbation by Mustangboi May 4, 2018

procrasturbation 

The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.

Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.

procrasturbation by iublondie25 December 16, 2009