Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

Potassium

When you look at the periodic table of elements you see potassium with the symbol K so when someone replies with potassium it means k.

Mary: hey
Molly: hey
Mary: I have to go. Sorry.

Molly: potassium

by The wisdom teeth June 5, 2015

potassiumated

the act of ingesting or acquiring a decent amount of potassium.

How did that banana make you feel?
My body felt potassiumated after i ate the banana

by Slopness December 3, 2010

Potassium stick

A banana

Look at the nerd he brought a potassium stick as a snack.

by King Ving February 9, 2019

Potassium Manganate VII

When in solution, this particular compound gives an absolutely gorgeous pink-purple colour.
As a solid, it is black, but sparkly black!
It has therefore endeared itself to many a Chemistry A level student!

It is also known as Potassium Permanganate.

"What's your favourite colour?"
"Potassium manganate VII in solution..."
"???"
*sigh* "PURPLE"

by MissAndromeda July 27, 2009

Potassium

A form of reply to someone when you are not interested.

Potassium = K

Someone: Hey, did you know that *blah blah blah*
You: Potassium.

by thebloodybaron March 29, 2011