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poonfart

The action in which Daves mom farts cheesy gas out her poon
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."
by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009
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poopfartpee

A combination of poop, pee, and gas. Pretty self-explanitory. Also used in a sentence when the situation is getting awkward.
1. Dude, did you just poopfartpee? that is incredible
2. Adam:"hey man... i had sex with your sister"
Matt:"what the hell man"
Third friend:"poopfartpee man, dont worry about it"
by Mattypoo January 19, 2006
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poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
by Joetron September 6, 2009
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poop fart

a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise
i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart
by Clinton the DP September 10, 2006
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Poopyfart

People that eat farts and poop out of their mouths
Marie is a Poopyfart she eats farts and poops out her mouth
by Lala Kade June 6, 2022
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Popfarts

Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.

Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.

Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.

(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.
by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017
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