poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

Poisoned Dwarf

A very talented traditional celtic band from Williamsburg Va

Poisoned Dwarf is the bomb

by jimid March 17, 2009

poisoned

1. To be intoxicated by alkaloids, carcinogens, or radioactive substances.

2. To be loved by the Queen.

3. Ultimate Assassin's very own castrator of out of control males.

4. 'The most wonderful girl in the world.'

5. 'Pure awesomeness.'

'Hey guys,
Who's up for Vegas?'

by Poisoned January 10, 2004

song poisoned

When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day

Guy1: Im so made at her right now.

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.

by song poison victim November 10, 2011

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

poisoned

a p2p application for the Mac OS X operating system.

no example needed.

by Dickie Moist January 12, 2004