get the piano off your back

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."

Hey, get the piano off your back and run!

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

stupid piano

A piano that isn't the smartest, but keeps a good attitude.

Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!

Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?

Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔

by QaotLivesOn May 29, 2020

piano legs

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.

No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.

by A.K. Smith June 18, 2006

piano hands

Hands with long and particularly strong fingers, the result of years piano practice.

I couldn't pry that cookie away from her once she got hold of it with those piano hands.

by Uncle_Doug June 11, 2006

piano

A musical instrument that can be classified as both a percussion and string instrument. Has its roots in the middle ages, and many of the most famous songs ever written are either played solely upon this instrument, or feature it among others. Played by a skillful musician, it creates some of the most beautiful music in existence. Like almost all string instruments, it is difficult to learn to play well, and played incorrectly it is one of the most excruciating musical experiences available (although thankfully not as bad as a poorly played violin). Probably the most popular string instrument next to the guitar.

Playing guitar well gets you laid. Playing piano well (especially grand piano) gets you furious sex on top of it. And in every other room of your residence.

by diabloknk May 24, 2008

piano

1. Latin for soft
2. A musical instrument

2. Full name for the musical instrument the Piano is Piano Forté, directly meaning Soft Strong as a Piano plays both tones.

by Private February 7, 2004

Piano

Undoubtedly the best instrument ever created by mankind. The piano is not only able to play soft and loud, but it can also play multiple parts simultaneously, making a single pianist the equivalent to an entire orchestra. The piano marks the pinnacle of human music technology, which is ironic (but should not be surprising) because it was invented in the 18th century.

Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands.

Sounds produced by any decent piano player can match the grandeur of an entire orchestra! Human technology has come far.

by ThePianist July 10, 2008