phlegm cutter

The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.

Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?

by Mikie J June 26, 2004

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

Phlegm Fighter

A game played while urinating. It is played by firing a loogie and then destroying it with a fierce stream of urine before it hits the ground. Very similar to the ancient game of missle crisis.

Last night while getting wasted I scored 3 points while playing phlegm fighter.

by Headdy B March 16, 2008

phlegm-corn

Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....

Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!

by TheOriginalCageRattler June 9, 2009

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021