Pseudo Perspective

Pseudo Perspective: an imaginary rule of optics, strongly smelling of the ass it was plucked out of, that sad, basement dwelling, science averse clowns employ, in a desperate and pathetic attempt to prop up their ongoing denial of reality. See Flerfspective

"The whole video of Lake Ponchartrain is pseudo perspective, because of the extreme zoom of the camera compressing the background into the foreground, completely destroying my delusional version of reality into what I desperately call pseudo reality."

by Sammy Rowbotham March 24, 2021

Adaptive perspective

If someone has an adaptive perspective, it basically means that they change their point of view of something depending on who they are around, mainly to impress them (e.g. different point of view in front of your friends and your girlfriend). In most cases, having an adaptive perspective won't end well, but someone being told this will more than likely dismiss this claim with the words "it'll be fine".

Girlfriend: I hope the Packers get beat this week, don't you?
Me: (pause) Yeah of course. by the way, i won't be here this weekend because I have an important business trip that i have to go to.
Girlfriend: Oh OK then.
Girlfriend to my friends: Did you hear about that business trip that John had to go to this weekend?
One of my friends: What business trip? He told me that he got tickets to the Packers game!
Girlfriend: He hates the Packers though!
Friend: The Packers are his favorite team in the NFL. Must be his adaptive perspective again.
Girlfriend: That's it, he's in for it!

by CJ Moose September 30, 2013

The Ke$ha perspective

The Ke$ha perspective is a term which can be used to analyse literature.

In an author's poem when the author refers to waking up, or in other circumstances restarting a given period of time, such as a day, week or month.

Teacher: Tell me what elements can be found in this poem?
Student: For instance, The Ke$ha Perspective. The author refers to a start of a new day. Waking up in an unknown world...

by heavymetalfucktwo September 25, 2011

Forced perspective

Forced perception is when you take a photo or create a false vision where size is in equal proportion.

If you place a foot right up close to the camera and have a person far away, but in alignment with the foot to create the illusion of a giant stepping on them. That is forced perspective.

by Faceman101202303 July 27, 2016

linear perspective

Using lines going diagonally backward to make art look nice.

I painted a box. It had a linear perspective.

by Set Blue 23 October 5, 2017

Dinosauric Perspective

When a person or persons perspective is archaic and obsolete and antiquated!

Man, the President, has Dinosauric perspective!

by Pilates girl March 3, 2021

Dysfunctional Perspective

A Diary Of a Wimpy Kid fan fiction originally posted onto the R/Loded Diper subreddit. It puts a particularly much darker light on the DOAWK series and the Heffley family.

Person 1: Just got done reading the new Dysfunctional Perspective part!
Person 2: Same, I liked it

by fieldofaspen February 9, 2024