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mexican penis by LittleDaddyBigDick December 9, 2016
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Penis
A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
Penis by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Penis Thigh Trap
When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)
Example 1
"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"
Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"
"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"
Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"
Penis Thigh Trap by Asapparky July 17, 2018
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penis by helloim345 June 23, 2010
thinking with your penis
Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
thinking with your penis by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013
Trench Penis
Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
Trench Penis by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016
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penis cum by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020