penii

the plural of penis, male reproductive sexual organ

I saw many penii in the porn video.

by Richard Zhang September 29, 2004

penii

the plural form of penis (the male genitalia)

"EEEW penii"
"They showed us their penii"

by lotus November 13, 2004

penii

The plural for penis, and the name of a teen internet comic.

You're all fucking penii!
Haha you seen that new penii strip?

by H3nnerz May 8, 2006

Penii Dude

Usually refers to a white male who often exposes his\hers numerous penii in public.

Hey I saw that Penii Dude in that film

by Deus_ExPimp August 16, 2003

xx_peiitt

An anonymous term referring a pretty girl but absolutely rude and have smelly feet.

Kelvin: Do you love her?
Kirk: Nope.
Kelvin: Why? She's so pretty.
Kirk: I know, but she's so rude! Her feet also smelly like hell!
Kelvin: What the... she's such a xx_peiitt.

by Yap Chuanliang February 9, 2023

Pencive

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016