Penassed

When a guy is hitting on a girl and stands very close behind her causing his penis to be up against her ass.

Vagassed: female version

That guy was so close to me that I was totally penassed.

by Lindsy T December 17, 2008

Penash

Basically a word for every occasion

Oh penash! (omg)
nice penash (nice stuff)
u penash (u idiot!)
that's penash (that's bad yo)

by are.u.sure.about.that May 29, 2018

PEMDAS

in math, stands for the order of operations, Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract. But in sex terms can stand for "Please eat my dick and scrotum"

In math: PEMDAS, the order of operations

In Life: PEMDAS, baby, PEMDAS.

by wowser77 October 5, 2009

PEMDAS

P: Please
E: Excuse
M: My
D: Dope
A: Ass
S: Swag

Define PEMDAS
Please Excuse my dope ass swag

by I eat swag for breakfast May 5, 2015

PEMDAS

A boring ass thing that teachers do to trick children

Teacher; okay kids let's learn about PEMDAS.
Kids: Ok
Bully: Oh hell naw man i dont want to listen to this shit!!!
Teacher: don't spoil this for them

by Hello it's your death calling March 3, 2019

penasia

A Louis C.K. definition of cock that doesn't exist, but should.

Mark knew that Rick was a fan of the cock, but had no idea until Ricks lips closed around his shaft just the kind of savant of sucking penasia that Rick was.

by fawkstrot August 10, 2009

PEMDAS

P: Penis

E: Erection
M: Masturbation
D: Dick
A: Asshole

S: Sex

Boy 1: Yo I just performed PEMDAS
Girl 1: oh

by WillieWacker723 June 29, 2020