Payday Broke

That feeling you get when you realize your hard earned cash is a pile of dust thanks to all the bills you owe.

After working 80 hrs I thought I was gonna be ballin until I realized I was a payday broke joker smoke.

by J•Diżżłę May 2, 2014

Payday 2

One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.

Hey, have you heard of Payday 2? go away nerd

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.

Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!

by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009

Payday Bar

When you have anally intruded a female that is particularly fond of peanuts, and you pull out and your schlong is covered with a mixture of shit & peanuts-hence "payday bar"

I've heard of eating the peanuts out of her shit, but when I pulled out her ass I had a "Payday bar"

by Jism Jim November 18, 2004

Payday Loan

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.

Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!

by Kapow! June 10, 2008

Payday Lesbian

Payday Lesbian:

A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.

Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'

Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.

by GypsieHunter May 21, 2009

Payday Bae

A partner who only wants you around on payday.

Person1: What are you doing tonight?
Person2: Well, it's the 15th, so I'll be hanging out with my payday bae.

by Trioxybrillorange October 14, 2019