Palmer 

An assistant principal at Abington senior high school.He doesn’t know what to do with his life except to come down the hallway and tells u to go to iss (
in school suspension or to the lunch. Then he calls u up to his fucking office about the dumbest things.

Oh my fucking god! Y is Palmer come down the hallway again.

Palmer by Itsbell August 25, 2018

palmer 

another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop

joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster

palmer by His Litle Frend April 29, 2009

palmer 

Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.

He's a total "palmer".

palmer by Lanaland May 13, 2013

Palmer 

a completely useless individual that has no apparent talent for sports, yet still insists on playing them competitively and uselessly.

"That damn Ben is such a Palmer, he cant play baseball, so why did he even try out!!!!?!"

Palmer by Rappas Advocate December 14, 2008

palmer 

acting like a gay ass mofo

being a bag of douche

Damn it Colin, stop being such a mofoing palmer

palmer by jackson5676 December 9, 2008

Palmer 

To screw a person or company out of money. The act of screwing someone financially.

"That clerk froze my credit card! I totally got Palmered!"

Palmer by bscales January 17, 2009

Palmer 

A beautiful girl who is always smiling. She is the happiest person you will ever meet and if you have her in your life never let her go. Even though she may not be the smartest and spelling

Palmer is a amazing friend she stopped me form crying

Palmer by Cider October 17, 2018