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osteobation

The act of performing osteopathic manipulation on oneself in a repetative manner.

Also, verb, osteobate - to perform osteobation.
Did you hear all those cracks ? That must have been a good osteobation session.
by osteohater March 27, 2009
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Sloane Osterfeld

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty
She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld
by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018
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osteostache

Originated in Kirksville, MO with Andrew Taylor Still, MD, the founding father of Osteopathic Medicine (DO). The osteostache is a manly mustache worn by an osteopathic physician or medical student.

The osteostache has evolved since 1892 to include a mustache as the foundation and any variation of the remaining facial hair, often shaved to resemble civil war generals, adult film stars, famous WWII dictators, crickers, or the lettering of the heritage of A. T.'s name sake: ATSU or KCOM.

The osteostache is worn with pride by KCOM second year medical students as they welcome the incoming class of first year medical students to Kirksville and KCOM - A time honored tradition with regards to A. T. Still and all practicing DOs.
New med student #1: "Dude, what is the deal with all of these second year students and their cricker mustaches?

New med student #2: "I don't know, but they look like A. T. Still..."

Old med student: "It is the osteostache my dear children. Live it. Love it. Fear it. It keeps the incredible amount of knowledge I've learned from herniating my brain through my face...True Story."
by kcommedic August 5, 2011
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Harrison Osterfield

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."
by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017
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Osteopelosi

The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)
Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."
by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012
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Osbert

He is an Osbert
by BronzeBeast September 15, 2017
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Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum
Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis
by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020
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