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sharon osbourne

The symbol of commercial music and the end of art as we may know it. Runs the annual festival Ozzfest under her husband's name, picking up the hottest, most-likely to gain dollars bands she can. Recently received a large amount of backlash for her stunts on the last Ozzfest show to feature Iron Maiden, in which she organized an egging of the band on stage, and cut their power several times during their set.
Sharon Osbourne is a stupid tramp. And her daughter is a fat cow.
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Sharon Osbourne

A jealous moron who can't handle Iron Maiden being better than her husband.
I'm sick of Sharon Osbourne's ridiculously high pitched voice and Maiden hating. UP THE IRONS!
by Ozzy Osbourne...;) January 9, 2008
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Ozzy Osbourne

The Prince of Darkness. The Creator of metal itself. Along with being resposible for a lot of other crazy things such as:

1. Biting the head off of a bat and a dove
2. Shooting 17 cats
3. Throw raw meat at a live audience

The term 'doing an Ozzy osbourne' means you have done something REALLLLLY silly that a whole lot of people will remember for ever and ever.
Joe: Mary's in jail!

Fred: What did she do?

Joe: Jumped off a brick wall and killed 4 people!

Fred: What an Ozzy osbourne!!
by sandy vodka March 19, 2009
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buzz osbourne

The guitarist & singer for the Melvins, the heaviest band ever. Known for his big, awesome hair.
Buzz Osbourne has the coolest hair ever!
by andrezb123 May 13, 2006
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osbourn

This is the short form of Osbourn High School in Manassas, VA. For the most part, it's a fairly boring place. Unfortunately, the school is of the shittiest quality and the adminstration is corrupt to the harsh detriment of the students. With many stupid and senile teachers, it's a wonder any students manage to be accepted into college at all. It's a shame so many tax payers pay for their children to be cheated out of an education.
-"Hey do you like your high school?"
-"Nah man, I go to Osbourn."
by osbournsucks September 6, 2016
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Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.
"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.
by greg March 19, 2005
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Osborne Middle School

a bitchass school full of middle school thots and fuckboys. strict as hell with no common sense. usually a torturous school.
by sol 123 March 8, 2019
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