Orion shaler

Fucking dumbass.

That guy? That’s Orion shaler. He’s stupid as fuck.

by Underdogboy January 22, 2022

Orono

A very, very, very college student populated town in Maine, with a smaller amount of rich local business owners.

"Last week I visited Joe in Orono, and we got wasted at a hockey game and then ate at the local tavern. We also bought a windchime."

by gaffrigged August 22, 2011

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

Hailey Orona

my bae, love u bae ig ;p -onavhs </3

ayo, ona gang or dont bang. - Hailey Orona

by onavhs September 29, 2020

mr. olson

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012

Orion

Orion is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Orioning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Orion. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Orion is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Orion sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.

I wish I was a sexy as an Orion

by A really horny fan June 19, 2017