Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
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A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011
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I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
Get the Orifice Puckering Compound mug.I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!
by Mark November 24, 2003
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by Alex January 22, 2004
Get the an orifice any orifice mug.A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.
All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.
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