orifice

any hole on the body you can stick your finger into.

she told me to pick an her orifice, so i jammed my cock up her nose.

by squaggles November 21, 2010

J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice)

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.

Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

by Gester Ghost September 24, 2010

Orifice

A Gynaecologist Office.

Gynaecologist ariving home. Wife says "Did you have a nice day at the orifice dear"?

by Unknown Angel October 4, 2005

Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Guess the Orifice

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.

Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!

by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011

Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010