opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006

optimal

Used when to describe something you are referring to without actually letting the adjective you want to use be known. Means simply, a good thing or a bad thing. Used in many ways. It takes skill.

"Dude, did you see that chicks hair? NOT OPTIMAL." or
"OMG, did you see that hot guy just walk by? OPTIMAL."

1) someone just stepped in dog shit. NOT OPTIMAL
2) i just found the perfect dress. OPTIMAL

by nadaaaaa January 16, 2008

optimal swag

people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic

josh colin and phil have optimal swag

by swager6 September 2, 2010

Optical Fibre

Often misspelled as Optical Fiber.

1. A thin, transparent and flexible fibre, made of glass or plastic; used for transmitting light.

1. Optical fibres are widely used in fibre-optic communications, which permits transmission over longer distances, and at higher bandwidths (data rates) than other forms of communication.

2. Optical fibres are also better than your standard conventional metal wires, because signals travel along them with less loss, and are also immune to electromagnetic interference.

by Joey Shimdt November 12, 2013

human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010

optical illusion

Something to look up when you're reaalllly reallllly fucked up.
Seriously. Try it. It looks so fucking awesome.

Dude #1: Dude. This thing looks like it's spinning
Dude #2: Dude. It fucking is
Me : No, it's just some circles... what a gay optical illusion
Me : Wait, pass the joint

by ARESx July 26, 2007

optical rectitis

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.

Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.

by UrbanAg December 26, 2009