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optimorectalmitus

A medical condition in which the optic nerve becomes tangled with lower sphincter with the result of developing a shitty outlook on life
That lad is suffering from a bad case of optimorectalmitus
by Haretoday June 17, 2020
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Optimum Pride

Basicaly this 16 yr old Bri ish person who stopped hanging out with the homies after having sex with pyro during valentines, and now is pursuing his dream of becoming a predator on apex legends
Optimum pride kinda cringe for leaving us

Yea ngl he kinda do be
by Im a Fuck February 15, 2022
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Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums
by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017
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Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem

Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.
By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.
by Victor Akhmetzyanov October 1, 2024
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