Unique Opportunity

A deceitful promise of great reward and glory offered to an unfortunate individual to participate in an unpleasant task.

The Unique Opportunity is delivered in such a way as to motivate the individual to see past the cruel and loathsome task ahead.

In most situations, the 'Unique Opportunity' is given by a delegator otherwise known as 'Master'.

The 'Master' is known for his/her dark craft-like ability in deflecting an undesired task to an unforuntate individual in the form of a Unique Opportunity.

Master: Hey David, I have a Unique Opportunity for you! I need you to go downstairs into the cellar and clear up all the rat shit, your efforts will be very much appreciated.

David: (sigh) ok.

by CrazyScouseSteve May 18, 2011

Equal Opportunity Harasser

One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.

Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.

by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

golden opportunity

an excellent and rare opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.

by Light Joker June 24, 2005

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.

by mcornett14 October 16, 2009

opportunity cost disaster

Opportunity cost disater or OCD is when the opportunity cost of the strategy that is choosen is greater in extent than a certified disaster would be. In many cased net loss of opportunity is huge, way beyond what occurs in a normal disaster.

Even when things are great and everyone is happy with the chosen alternative like some people are with urban sprawl, the lost opportunity of the strategy can be so large that it equals or surpassses a legally defined disaster or disaster area.

The Iraq war is an opportunity cost disaster. There are a lot of bad ideas out there but these guys put a lot of thought into making it this bad. I can't think of much worse of an alternative, but I am sure they will, as it is getting worse all the time.

Some people living in this urban sprawl think they are in paradise but this is a total opportunity cost disaster. A hurricane wipes out the crops but sprawl eventually wipes out the farm houses and crop land, covers the best soil, eliminates the ecology and native plants and animals, and put's it in a tomb of concrete and asphalt. You can everywhere but it will cost 10 dollars in gas there is no there there.

by mlhiss March 28, 2008

Opportunity Rover

A Space Rover that was meant to last only 90 days on mars but proved all them wrong and lasted for 15 years we will never forget our bravest troop *salutes in robot*

"Opportunity Rover just died this week, can we get an F in the chat?"

by dashy99993 March 21, 2019