Onditipidous

A state of being.

Tom: "Sally is pretty quiet when she is Onditipidous."
John: "Lol what Tom, what is Onditipidous?"
Tom: "On di tip o dous DICK"
John: "lol stop"

by AvidDrugUser January 18, 2018

oeditassel

The act of poking your eyes out and jumping out of a window upon seeing your male roommate wearing tassels on his nipples.

Poking out my eyes wasn't enough to get the image out of my head so I'm going Oeditassel.

by rio1791 April 13, 2009

odditorium

When a group of people gather together before an event in an arena, theatre, stage, or other ground of assembly and attempt to make small talk which usually turns to strange, disturbing, and controversial topics.

Tram: Why are those girls behind us talking about smearing peanut butter on ceiling fans?
James: What else do you expect in an odditorium?

by Letram March 5, 2010

oppitard

Someone who says the opposite of what they mean.

Julie is such an oppitard. She told Bobby she hated social functions despite the fact she was dying for him to ask her to prom.

by undertaker08 April 14, 2010

olditis

The prosses of getting fucking old...

Man I really have a bad case of olditis

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

opit

Big Ass Enormous Gigantic Boobs

i walked up to a girl and she had the biggest opits ever.

by Rj Ponesse October 2, 2006

Opitump

(compunction) (owe-pee-tum) The feeling that you get when you see an item appear out of nowhere but disappeared earlier within your lifetime. Silent P.

The audience had a feeling of opitump as the cyclist seemed to appear out of thin air.

by Natas Omega June 4, 2008