One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.

If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.

by Lizard987 March 12, 2009

Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024