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octagon woman

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M.O.T. Guy: what an octagon woman
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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Octagon of Doom

A phrase from Manhattan, Kansas and Kansas State University that is used to describe Bramlage Coliseum where the Wildcats play basketball. Holds two very different meanings:

1. Supposed to imply that the team playing K-State is doomed to lose. Thus, the opponent is doomed.

2. Also can be applied when a better team comes to Bramlage Coliseum, thus dooming the Kansas State fans to a disappointing loss.

Note: Kansas State fans are subject to just as much doom as the teams they play, especially when playing The University of Kansas Jayhawks.
1. Wow, the Octagon of Doom was absolutely crazy when K-State beat a struggling Texas team.

2. After Kansas beat Kansas State inside the Octagon of Doom, all the fans in purple and white realized they are doomed to lose to Kansas forever.
by BBallfanatic February 1, 2010
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Octagon of Doom

The octagon of doom refers to the act of having unprotected sex with a prostitute in a 3rd world country without a condom. Hence, the octagon is formed by the 8 diseases one is likely to contract, AIDS, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Crabs, HPV, Scabies, and Herpes.
"you were really taking your chances with the octagon of doom when you visited that whorehouse is Rwanda"
by pkp2236 January 30, 2010
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octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
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Octagon Head

An Octagon Head is when a person head refers to the shape of an octagon. When a person is refereed to as an "Octagon Head" they may use certain vocabulary as "Swows." , "Shish." and "Yoy."
"Hey have you seen any Octagon Heads around here?"
"Nah, I can only see some fufing swows around these parts"
by Ant9077 September 15, 2020
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octagon jerk

This is a fiction definition.

octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
by KB_2024 September 9, 2023
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Dr.Octagon

Quite possibley the most mentally unstable rapper of our time. Going along with his theme of mental instablity he, (formerly known as Kool Keith was retained in a mental asylum after his release he took on the name Dr.Octagon, a figment of his imagination. Dr.Octagon is a sadistic, twisted doctor who undermines his medical profession by preforming unorthodox procedures on his patients. He was seen shooting "doo doo pistols" and burning lips with clorox.
Dr.Octagon's lyrics include:
Chewbacca's not here I'ma do it for your circumcised
niggaz don't realize my format is a palm spectrum
to damage any rectum
This is the real dinosaur funk which permitted G-Funk
to play anally through the trunk a digital master
was given to Sam Cooke and Jimmy Castor
Kurt Cobain was here but Doc Oc' has novacaine
Theoretically keepin puppies in a pedigree
Small fetus brought Santa Claus to greet us
Rappers know I'm equipped with Clorox
and chemicals that'll burn off your lip
Intestines investments hide money in your stomach
Who can stop Pepto Bismol?
Only a Gremlin eatin in Larry Parker like Gizmo
As Dr. Octagonecologyst girls open legs for beer kegs
French toast and herbs were covered with giant eggs
Livin small, people unequal challenge my thoughts
No station or radio would understand
The perfect enzyme is me with your brain in my other hand
Suck my oil, yo Whoolio tell em
speaking in Spanish left untranslated
MP4, six spacecraft in the mix, kissin Mary J. Blige
on Earth was quite normal,
as Dr. Octagon, walkin through a polygon
My first impression was to give patients a lesson
Who's the best to put me to the test
I'll battle Ultramagnetic, my own self as well
Two mirrors in the clear, I'm floating deep in the atmosphere
Through Los Angeles heights I'll damage Hollywood lights
Woman know my sex computer condoms humpin on Ampex
My number 2-7-5-49-69 disconnected
My first black robot,
space connected while you listen to Keith Sweat (meow)
Your brain is caught up in a net
Two million thousand three billion wack records in the solar
The system's out of reach, niggaz try to preach
Why you tryin to act fly walkin up Venice Beach?
Zapp, like Roger, my funk is powerful then Troutman
Seven years ago like California was tooken from Mexico
Who knows this magnum five can't scope this
A&R's will go crazy tryin to find someone to duplicate Dr. Octagon
Yo chief administrator, suck my oil
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Please stand by
speaking in Spanish left untranslated
Auto four six seven five four three
Equals, the levels, of nobody in this trauma
World of unconciousness
Blackness and power, coming down through the urinalysis
Leaving hands with callouses
Right power
by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006
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