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Clara Oswin Oswald

The fourth companion of the eleventh doctor in the show "Doctor Who" Clara is a never ending mystery to herself and the Doctor. She is the second best companion of the doctor (Rose Tyler being the first). She is the girl twice dead and is not a dalek.
Person 1: who is the Doctor's new companion?
Person 2: oh that's Clara Oswin Oswald, she's badass
by Superwholocked May 5, 2013
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oswald the lucky rabbit

Better the mickey mouse, Is the first cartoon made by Walt Disney,Made in 1927,Is a rabbit that knows his ways with tools.
Oswald the lucky rabbit is so cool and cute when he blushes.
by Oswald the lucky rabbit October 30, 2017
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Oswin

Oswin is dude that doesn’t have to try when getting girls. Often he’s focus on his craft. He’s very athletic and very good looking. He can be anything you want him to be, Hispanic, Black, White, anything!!! He’s often with his friends and always checking up on his friends and family!
“Yo did you hear that Oswin made varsity!”
“Oswin just got with this girl the other day!”
by Cuppy! November 18, 2018
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oswald

The famous magician Harry Houdini's little known of older brother, said to have dissapeared mysteriously. Whenever some one seems to have just dissapeared and you dont know where they are, they are said to have "pulled an Oswald"
Tim was here just a second ago, but he seems to have pulled an Oswald.
by oswald the ninja July 22, 2004
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Oswego, IL

This west suburb, once a small farm town, rapidly changed into a mini-Naperville over the course of a couple years. The divide between social classes in teens is very apparent:

(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell

(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends

(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)

(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)

(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot

(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.

Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.

Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
Mr. William: Oh, you are a teenager from Oswego, IL?

Billiam: Yes...

Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?

Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
by BILLIAM MURPHY May 28, 2010
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oswaldish

A nonsensical, yet ery insulting term used to describe somebody who is being unreasonable.
father you are being quite oswaldish not allowing me to go over.
by bwallace22 June 30, 2010
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Oswald

Cumming so hard you blow the back of the chick's head off. Like the Kennedy assassination.
I gave this little slore an Oswald last night.
by Chad A. June 27, 2006
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