A small winged insect that buzzes around bad oil.
Their larvae swim in the oil and feed on other insects and bio matter trapped in it.
Think of flies on shit. Except, in this case, the oil is the shit.
Their larvae swim in the oil and feed on other insects and bio matter trapped in it.
Think of flies on shit. Except, in this case, the oil is the shit.
Martha: John, the heater won't go on!
John: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have bought the oil from that cheap ass company. There was an Oilfly buzzing around the truck!
John: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have bought the oil from that cheap ass company. There was an Oilfly buzzing around the truck!
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An older woman who isn't a mom. More than likely shesalot tighter than a milf.
An older woman who isn't a mom. More than likely shesalot tighter than a milf.
Damn, that 28 year old sexually repressed virgin is so hot.
Guy1:Hey have you seen the new substitute?
Guy2:Yea man, Shes such an OWILF
Guy1:Hey have you seen the new substitute?
Guy2:Yea man, Shes such an OWILF
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Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
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The use of a wheel well as a urinal. This is done by standing next to the wheel and putting your hands on the hood and urinating in the wheel well. It is important to look relaxed and even holding a phone helps. It is a good way to urinate in public and look inconspicuous.
While in Chicago on a trip across the country, I pulled into a park and leaned up against the truck in the wheel well and relieved myself in an oilfield outhouse. No one knew what happened and I even sent a text.
by Ryo son August 21, 2011
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