Mind Numbing

The making of one's mind to feel numb, usually incurred by something either horribly boring or stupid. In the same way that your hand may go numb should you lay on your arm too long, and cut off blood circulation, the mind goes numb if you cut off relevant information for an extended period of time

I was listening to Fox News' mind numbing propaganda and nearly lost my mind today.

by TCT January 16, 2008

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation

Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.

by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

numbnut

Correct spelling of numnut. Normally used as an insult meaning idiot. However, also implies that the recipient is a coward, sterile or impotent. A combination of numb and nut, where nut is a slang for testicle. In other words, a man who cannot feel his testicles and acts accordingly.

"Are you lookin at me, numbnut? Cause if you are, I'm going to damage what's left of your courage."

by wkc December 1, 2006

iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

numbing

When you are so drunk that you cannot feel anything; you cannot feel your face or tongue, and if someone slaps you, then you are completely invisible to it

Jordan: "I have had so much to drink that I'm numbing. Slap me"

Charlie *slaps Jordan* *realizes that Jordan doesn't feel anything after the first few slaps "Damn you are numbing"

by Charlie Evans January 26, 2008

numbnard

A person who is a combination of both a numb nuts and retard. ahhh derrrr

I can't believe you didn't hit that, you're a total numbnard.

by Jenefreq August 17, 2008

numbnads

More inclusive than numbnuts in that it includes stupid women.

That group of women took 10 minutes to order their food. What a bunch of numbnads!

by wiseguy12 January 1, 2010