Novicity

From: novice
Exhibiting the extreme ability at being novice.

1. A novices deed or utterance

He proved his novicity by saying 2+2 was 5

by Pwner of Novices December 1, 2003

novichok hangover

The worst hangover of your life.

A hangover so extreme that you wake up on a park bench in the morning convulsing and bothing on yourself.

Girl. you were hanging out of your arse at the disco last night.

Guy. Yeah i woke up with a novichok hangover.

by Chuka boy May 22, 2018

noDickitis

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick

I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.

by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020

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by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 4, 2015

Burn Notice

an official statement issued by one intelligence agency to other agencies. It states that an individual or a group is unreliable for one or more reasons or purposes. This is essentially a directive for the recipient to disregard or "burn" all information derived from that individual or group.

"The CIA issued a burn notice on the defector from the Soviet Union after most of his stories were found to be false."

by mashetee January 16, 2010