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by Abcvd January 9, 2024

Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Touch Me Not

A female whom in sexual intercourse with another female does all the giving and no receiving. Essentially the top in a lesbian sex. Hence the name referring to not being touched during.

Jane is a total Touch Me Not, she wouldn't bottom for all the money in the world.

by lesbopezbo January 20, 2019

not at me

A popular Twitter slang used to poke fun at yourself or convey disbelief at something. Typically used by Kpop stans on Twitter. Also written as not @ me.

Not at me buying a hundred albums for a BTS fansign slot.

by se0kj!n_k!m November 13, 2020

Touch me not

a stud that does not want to be touched during sex

"You think damine is a touch me not?" "definitely"

by gaybitch213 May 14, 2019

touch me not stud

A lesbian who pleasures her female partner sexually but wont allow sexual touches to her own vagina or breasts. Those areas remind the stud that shes a female. The TMN stud rejects all sexual situations that places her in a feminine position.

Date a touch me not stud so you never have to return head. A pillow princesses dream.

by Nikki King December 14, 2017

She loves me,she loves me not

The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.

by JMC70 December 24, 2016