Northern United States

A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”

I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 27, 2019

Northern Virginia Girls

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.

Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.

by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018

northern lights

Currently the second strongest weed available. It prevailed for a long time as the strongest until white widow was introduced. Named after the glimmer of the trichomes and crystals covering the buds in comparsion to the actual northern lights. It also has a very bright, pine green color to it. Very hard to find the real stuff nowadays. A one hit knockout.

Ayo, lets go cop some northern lights. That shit'll put you on your ass from one hit.

by Kidd Flow October 15, 2004

Northern England

englands version of the deep south in the USA, except without the sunny weather, mostly very rural, especially in lancashire, yorkshire, cheshire and cumbria, full of people who are proud of their family roots and pround to be northern, also northerners arent inbread, they are loyal, hard working and hard drinking. also, it is and incredibly relaxed place with green fields and cleen air.

northern england is just better than the south

by northern and proud November 4, 2008

Northern Lehigh middle school

The worst school ever that actually gave me cancer if you could suck 25 ducks or go to this school what would you choose the slut bag teachers treat you like shit and make sure you burn in hell wanna help someone go to hell you'll get detention and all the girls are emo shitfucks that are bi and like to duck asians off welcome to hell children where your Hope's die

Eat shit and die your going to northern Lehigh middle school

by HitOrmiss1234 December 4, 2018

northern virginian

A native born local resident of the Northern Virginia DC Metropolitan area. Northern Virginians are considered Northerners by everybody but themselves. They comprise a small fraction of the small fraction of the native born Virginians that live in the Northern Virginia area. They occasionally ponder the possibility of splitting away from Richmond, taking their money with them and forming a separate state. They regularly tell personal anecdotes about literal run- ins with Maryland drivers.

Billy: " Aren't you sick of being treated like crap by the suits in Richmond?"

Bob: " Yeah, I think we should keep our tax dollars right here."

Billy: " You were born in this area, weren't you?"

Bob: " Yep, Northern Virginian born and bred, baby!"

by NOVAN January 31, 2014

Northern Downpoured

When the song Northern Downpour by Panic! At The Disco starts playing with no trigger warning, and it turns all yeemos and sinners everywhere into a crying mess.

History teacher: *plays video with northern downpour as the background song*
Yeemos and Sinners in the class: *crying*

Teacher: “why are you crying?”
Yeemos/sinners: “why tf did I have to get northern downpoured?”
*continues crying while looking for the cheez whiz*

by Yeemos_And_Sinners_Unite May 9, 2019