nonsexual crush

A significant admiration for another individual without sexual attraction.

Does anyone else have a completely nonsexual crush on Pat Kiernan?

by wery July 26, 2006

Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.

Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!

by Figure.10 July 8, 2009

Nonusexual

An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.

In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.

Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual

Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me

by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013

noahsexual

When you love Noah Schnapp( Will Buyers) on Stranger things.

Max , I love Noah
Eleven, that means you are a noahsexual

by @Mieleven20 January 1, 2021

nuraysexual

nuraysexual:

A person who feels sexual attraction to nuray

Im nuraysexual,i love her

by nurush January 5, 2021

ORAsexual

ORAsexual

One who is genuinely attracted to both Jonathon Joestar and Jotaro's "ORA ORA ORA" stand cries while in fight.

Orasexual-One who is genuinely attracted to both Jonathon Joestar and Jotaro's "ORA ORA ORA" stand cries while in fight.

*turns on Netflix, and opens Jojo's Bizarre Adventures*

--STAND CRY--

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"

"Wow.. Jotaro's stand is so attractive!" -person 1

"I'd love to get barraged by his stand.."

-person 2

by G0TH1CDR1P January 18, 2021

nanasexual

the best account on tiktok (minus realtimmyhorse) 😏

i love nanasexual’s account

by anonymous May 29, 2021