noobskates

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie). + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010

Noose Maniacs

The Noose Maniacs are a drainer club created by a group of Dead by Daylight players/drainers. they are considered the top 1% of dbd players in the world and are closely related to drain gang/sadboys. They are not affiliated with the Instagram page Noose Maniac nor endorse their posts.

"The Noose Maniacs just raided my stream and I banned all of them"

by TheHigg September 12, 2020

Noorseen

Noorseen is a girl that loves lame jokes such as (ur mom), (Deez Nuts), (69). She's also obsessed Genshin Impact!! She's also a girl with messy hair

Girl With messy hair walks in

Girl 1 (with messy hair): Hey, you wanna play Genshin?
Girl 2: No, I'll pass
Girl 1: Deez
Girl 2: Deez what?
Girl 1 : DEEZ NUTS! HAH!
Girl 2: Really? Fuck Off! anyways, who's that on ur wallpaper screen?
Girl 1: YOUR MOM! HEHEHEHE
Girl 2: GIRL REALLY! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE SUCH A NOORSEEN, UGH

by L0st.Chi1d December 6, 2021

noose maniacs

The Noose Maniacs are a drainer club created by a group of Dead by Daylight players/drainers. they are considered the top 1% of dbd players in the world and are closely related to drain gang/sadboys. They are not affiliated with the Instagram page Noose Maniac nor endorse their posts.

The Noose Maniacs just raided my stream and I banned all of them

by jahcica September 7, 2020

Noose Maniacs

The Noose Maniacs are a drainer club created by a group of Dead by Daylight players. they are considered the top 1% of DBD players in the world and are closely related to drain gang/sadboys. They are not affiliated with the Instagram page Noose Maniac nor endorse their posts.

The Noose Maniacs just raided my stream and I banned all of those drainers

by TheHigg September 12, 2020

noose

A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.

Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.

by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017