Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

noonie

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.

by Mooodeee November 14, 2009

Noonies

Black womans boobs

cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful

by noonies<3 September 19, 2010

noonies

Refers to the drowsiness / sleepiness one feels after their lunch break while at work.

Office Worker: I had 3 meat pies for lunch and now its 2pm and I've got the noonies! I feel so sleepy now!

by touhourules June 3, 2015

noonie

A person whose hair is red or any shade of red

Ronald McDonald is a noonie

by Bingerson November 24, 2006

noonies

male testicles

Damn, it's so cold outside, I am freezing my noonies off.

by anonymous May 2, 2004

noonies

pair of mammary glands extending from the front of the chest of an adult human females, yes...boobies

Wow, look at them "noonies" on that babysitting babe ,ABTFY54

by ABTFY54 September 1, 2008