Noodle

a soft ass nigga

You ain't bout notin u noodle ass nigga

by Philly_lima October 8, 2003

Noodle

At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.

I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.

by Christoper M Norton December 9, 2008

Noodle

/Noodle/ v. To fondle and/or give excessive or extreme pleasure
/Noodle/ n. Your brian; A single piece of pasta; One who is clumsy or gives others aneurysms often
/Noodlie/ a. A way of describing one who could easily give you an aneurysm

Stop being a noodle, Ted.
I am going to noodle you.
You a noodlie young fella, aren't you?

by ZxParadoxZ October 21, 2011

Noodle

When a person is so drunk they fall like a boiled noodle

"Jesus, Jeff is soo drunk, he's being a noodle!"

by ahahahahahahahah me February 21, 2015

Noodle

A girl who has awful, stringy, greasy, cheap extensions that she straightens AND washes. She is the scene queen, or so she likes to believe. She has a best friend who's a Dyke. Likes to vomit up her meals. Fake and/or rude to everyone she comes in concact with; prime example of someone with a God complex. Wants world peace, but probably doesn't know what it means.

Noodle needs to stop wearing extensions.

by Stringz. June 24, 2008

Noodle

A girl whom pretends to be a lesbian to get attention from males. They usually do everything they possibly can to make it believable.

There can be male ones too, just less common because most males try to make sure people don't think they're gay.

Pretty hard to make an example...I'll just use one of my own sentences...Well, not an exact one, but hey, close enough:

"She's a noodle...sure she was saying she was lesbian a minute ago and playing with that other girl, doesn't seem so anymore."

by MagiShock October 15, 2003

Noodle

A person of Asian descent.
*Groups of Asians referred to as a Cup'O'Noodles.

"Oh my god, there are so many noodles in the Hello Kitty section of this store. Lets leave!"

by rickeyg303 March 4, 2008