Noner

Nick Jonas's BONER

ahhh shoot! look at that NONER!

by dontforgetxo March 14, 2009

Noner

The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.

Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.

by geerob February 16, 2008

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 8, 2009

Noner

When you get a boner for no reason.

I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.

It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.

by CarterOF80s April 21, 2009

nonnerd

Someone who is a non-nerd...the act of NOT being a nerd.

person1:hey,nonnerd!
person2:huh?
person1:it means you're not a nerd!
person2:oh,cool!

by cat-tron3000a.k.a.Caity February 24, 2008

Noner

That awkward but stunning moment when you are walking next to a girl you have a crush on looks at you. You start to pray to God, "please don't have a boner, please don't have a boner"

Timothy: dude, do you think I constantly have a boner?
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!

by tmannengetmoney April 10, 2015

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008