noner

(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.

2. the opposite of a boner.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.

by Morgan Freemans Wormhole February 26, 2011

noner

when something, or someone is disgusting or ugly. the reverse effect of being turned on.

this place is giving me a total noner.

by mofobious January 3, 2017

Noner

When a girl stats making you horny and gives you a boner, then ghosts you

Man, last night, that bitch gave me a noner

by SuperMegaCumblast420 November 9, 2019

Noner

The opposite of a boner.

Having to scoop cat shit gives me a noner.

by Bobby Sagtits September 8, 2020

Oh-Noner

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014

None-Interval

A word invented by Aiden Kenway, which is the smallest unit of measurement in the digital audio workstation "FL Studio" that you can move MIDI notes in the piano roll. This can also be applied to moving clips in the playlist.

Note: The exact size of a "none-interval" depends on the timebase (PPQ) of the project. For instance, when the timebase of a project is 192, the "none-interval" becomes an even smaller measurement than the standard timebase of 96.

Trivia: A "true none-interval" is the smallest possible none-interval in FL Studio, wherein the timebase (PPQ) of a project is 960, the highest possible timebase currently offered in the DAW. Therefore, a "true none-interval" is the smallest unit of measurement in FL Studio at the highest timebase.

The opening snare sample in Kanye West's "Ni**as In Paris" plays off-beat by 2 none-intervals.

by Aidos McLaren March 10, 2022

none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009