noner

When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.

It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!

by The Real Corn Wallace February 28, 2009

Oh-Noner

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014

noner

(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.

2. the opposite of a boner.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.

by Morgan Freemans Wormhole February 26, 2011

Noner

When a girl stats making you horny and gives you a boner, then ghosts you

Man, last night, that bitch gave me a noner

by SuperMegaCumblast420 November 9, 2019

Noner

The opposite of a boner.

Having to scoop cat shit gives me a noner.

by Bobby Sagtits September 8, 2020

noner

when something, or someone is disgusting or ugly. the reverse effect of being turned on.

this place is giving me a total noner.

by mofobious January 3, 2017