Alfie Noakes

A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.

Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"

by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021

nonker

1. Awesomeness in its purest form.

2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.

Bruce Lee is completely nonker.

by BloodySloth January 10, 2005

nwanko

Verb describing when a male ejaculates across a fire causing a hot flaming cumshot to penetrate someone across the fire.

I finally tried the famous nwanko at our church bonfire and it actually works! My dad loved it!

by Sister Michael December 13, 2009

Nankie

Nankie is a strong, independent kinda gal. She wears the pants in a relationship. Cross her? You better not. She wins every argument even when shes wrong. She is smart, friend and family-oriented and will KILL for the ones she loves. Nankie is organized and likes to plan ahead of time yet still can have some fun. She may come off as a bookworm & introverted but once you get to know a Nankie, you realize how loving and caring she really is. She is pretty and knows how to dress like a boss.

Mariah: My mom said she'll take me for icecream as long as I get this essay done.
Reva: Damn…..that's a Nankie move

by r&m cheetah sisters December 17, 2019

nanki

A Nanki is a talkative person who will literally never stop talking. Nanki’s are energetic and have lots of energy, but get tired very easily. They are confused very easily and can get lost in the most simplest of times

Tom: “Hey Nanki where are you going”
Nanki: “Not sure I’m kinda lost”

by RDUBS696 October 15, 2017

Noakhailla

A man who leaves a ceremony immediately after eating the ceremonial food.

-Ughhh he left my marriage ceremony even without blessing us.
-But he did eat the food provided
-Such a Noakhailla he is

by roughweed January 17, 2020

noonka

Something you can say if you are very high on weed that tells other people you have no idea whats going on, don't care and are in a relaxed or excited mood.

I got really high and my friends said I wouldn't stop saying noonka

by zrascal November 29, 2009