noonie

An all encompassing term for male / female genitals.

1) Hey Greg, look at that chick's fat noonie.

2) Hey man, I think that guy wants to touch your noonie.

by dis_duidelik August 30, 2005

Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

noahie

3 words that describe noahie

•CRAZY

•FUNNY

•FUCKEN CUTIEEE BRO

noahie is noahie

by noahie March 27, 2019

dirty nonnie

A person who likes too eat peanut butter on a tree branch and watch themselves cry in the mirror

You can’t take a picnic any where because of dirty nonnies

by Void stiles May 7, 2020

Nonie

(pronounced no-knee)

A word often used by women speaking to other when when referring to their vaginas in casual conversation.

Sarah: "What are you doing home? I thought you were going to see your squeeze tonight?"
Breezy: "I still am, but I had to come get my nonie fresh before I head over, dude. No one likes day-old sub-par lady bits." :p

by travelingwanderlusthoboskank January 6, 2018

noonie

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.

by Mooodeee November 14, 2009