no shit sherlock 

Stating something obvious, this is a sarcastic way of saying "It's very obvious, you can shut up now."

The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.

"I skipped 80 of the 100 questions on this test, I might get a bad mark!"
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."

no shit sherlock by Voldemort Less than 3 May 14, 2009

No Shit Sherlock! 

When someone says something very obvious

*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

No Shit Sherlock! by pseudonym ツ October 7, 2020

No shit sherlock 

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

No shit sherlock by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021

No Shit Sherlock 

A Saying That People Say When Someone States The Obvious

Person 1:Oh Crap its school tomorrow

Person 2:No Shit Sherlock

No Shit Sherlock by Fragileman March 28, 2015

no shit sherlock 

A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)

Holy crap! You have a trampoline?

No shit sherlock!

no shit sherlock by colonel klink May 13, 2005

No shit Sherlock 

The witty response to a statement of sorts

Sam: Ugh I wear too much makeup!
Drew: Yeah, no shit Sherlock!

No shit Sherlock by Drew Diamond February 18, 2017

no shit sherlock 

No shit sherlock is used to insult someone who is stating to blatant obvious. similar to "you don't say" or "thanks captain obvious!"

if someone is saying something obvious instead of saying "no fucking shit" you would add "sherlock" to it just to insult them further.

dude1: hey there is a hole in the boat i think we may sink
dude2: no shit sherlock

no shit sherlock by soodinym June 8, 2016