whiskey nightcrawler

a term which describes the state of being so drunk that you look around and exclaim, "how the fuck did i get here?!" or "where the fuck am i?!"

whiskey- because the condition is caused by drunkenness.

nightcrawler- because the only logical explanation is that you have teleported to your new location, much like the famous x-man.

craig: where the hell did you go last night?

mick: all over the place, i was the whiskey nightcrawler.

by Randal Leadbelcher November 19, 2007

Northern Nightcap

When a Canadian is going down on you while simultaneously drinking whiskey out of a straw to celebrate your orgasm.

Give me a NORTHERN Nightcap and I'll sleep like a baby

by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018

Nightcrawling

The art of crawling at 4am, blacked-out drunk, through a sea of drunk passed out people.

Ey bruh Last night i went to a fat func in ECM and woke up at 4am and went nightcrawling through hella passed out fools in da livinroom.

by ECMiswhatsgooduareadynodo December 4, 2009

batty man nightclub

a gay nightclub

the place with the rainbow flag outside is a batty man nightclub

by bow dizzla February 7, 2017

Gay Alien Nightclub

An ingenius concept that involves making a niche market for when homosexual members of interstellar species will come to Earth for a good time.

Hahaha you all laughed at me! This Gay Alien Nightclub is going to make me a millionnaire.

by Sysy and John February 26, 2011

nightclub effect

The phenomenon that occurs when you suddenly perceive your previously mediocre looking boy/girlfriend as extremely attractive simply because other people are hitting on them. This phenomenon often occurs in nightclubs or discotheques.

Stacey looked alright last night at Marquee. But the nightclub effect changed my perception of her. I found myself having to deflect guy after guy who came up to flirt with her!

by anonu June 13, 2010

Nightball

An eightball consumed before going to bed by someone who has the ability to go to bed after an eightball. If said person does not have the tolerance to go to sleep, the consumption does not constitute a nightball.

My friend Robyn suggested I do a nightball to soothe my nerves.

by Jewbacchus August 5, 2007