nifty

the act of exhaling smoke immediately after inhaling causing no effect and a waste of weed.

Nathan was totally pulling a nifty the other day.

by thewinnerscircle October 14, 2015

nifty sex

When older couples decide to have sex, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as "nifty". Thus sex between old people is nifty sex.

70 year old Tom was telling his life long friend {Ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, "Yeah, that was really nifty sex last night."

"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."

by Bob the CatDog November 29, 2011

Niftys

Doing something niftys, if something isnt good done or broken, you try to ignore it and start something new and hope its exciting enough that all forget about the former project.

I wasnt in the mood to do dishes late at night, so i out it dirty in the cupboard and thought lets do it Niftys and just buy new one tomorrow.

by Anonymous 232323 October 25, 2022

Shutting down nifty’s with the boys

If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.

Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.

by CornerPancake82 January 23, 2020

nifty

(adj) Something cool.

Sluggy is Nifty

by Benkay November 8, 2002

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

nifty picnic

Neat; Cool; neat idea.

Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.

by Georgee May 1, 2008