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nextel

a cell phone service with terrible service in all areas except major cities. a service with overpriced phones, overpriced plans, and oversized phones.
Hey check out my new nextel, i can't call anyone because i don't have service, i can't buy gas because i'm broke paying for it, but it is the size of a small dog and almost fits in my pocket.
by Senor Penis November 9, 2004
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nextel shuffle

1.The act of standing up to look at your cell phone, thus making you look ridiculous.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.
Nextel phone:"BEEP BEEP"
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.
by PrimusPilus May 1, 2007
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nextel

When something fails to perform to expectations, or fails to function at all. Or, just plain sucks!
My phone is about to drop a call "Alex, hold on, my phone is nextellin". Look at that P O S car, it's so nextel.
by CHUCK7 August 23, 2006
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Nexted

1. the act of being removed from a video chat with a random stranger on chat roulette. 2. the act of selecting next while on chat roulette
Oh man, no way! She just nexted you dude! What a jerk.
by chatrouletteuser March 6, 2010
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nexter

Cheap Information Technology related temporary labor hired to do simple automated tasks. In effect they are hired just to keep clicking the "next" button when prompted by the computer. They are usually employed to do tasks that doesn't require much thinking. These "nexters" just have to follow a simple script.
1. I hired some nexters to help with the software rollout. 2. I saved a ton of money using nexters to input the data. With the new system, I just had to hire some nexters to finish up.
by William Genao October 13, 2004
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nexted

When someone decides to click the next button on you without warning in Chatroulette dot com or omegle.
Man, this guy told me he was gonna get a spitfire tattoo on his cock so I nexted his ass.

I asked some girl to show me her boobs for world hunger so she nexted me.
by btardmg January 3, 2010
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Nextel

The Mack Pimp of cell phone providers. Often accused of having huge phones even though that is no longer true.
Homs - I haven't gotten my nextel yet.

Joms - Wow, your life sucks.
by therealjohno November 23, 2004
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