when the chances of your failures are so fucking small, but still you manage to fuck everything up and that too without any particular reason. Then proceed to be in denial in front of the shit you just created for the rest of your life.
David: Hey! remember that guy who cured cancer and was about to win 100 billion USD from the international medical association ? What happened?
Goliath: Oh, you didn't hear? He pulled a Neil Druckmann in the last minute and is now a homeless meth addict in Arkansas.
Goliath: Oh, you didn't hear? He pulled a Neil Druckmann in the last minute and is now a homeless meth addict in Arkansas.
by fucking_pasta July 4, 2020
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To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.
Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.
The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.
The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 29, 2015
Get the Neville Longbottom mug.That one Italian Hitler-looking fuck who invented the homework in 1095, Venice, and started this entire mess of stress for the low intelligent students and larger pride digging for the smart teacher's pets fucks. Some say he even caused for the anarchy in schools, Because of that teachers also invented penalties for not doing homework such as getting whipped infront of the whole class, thank God the penalties has changed during the years. I'm not going to be surprised if he died as a virgin. I also have a theory that Roberto nevilis is part of the Satanism.
1.You see this guy over here called Roberto nevilis? I blame him for all of my problems.
2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.
Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.
2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.
Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.
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2)The nexus between Rock‘n Roll and Thunder. The human embodiment of bad-ass.
3)The King -He once stomped a meteor crater in Winslow, Arizona and he is now referred to as “The King” there.
Fact: The dandruff from Neil's beard is loaded with essential vitamins and protein. If he relinquishes the dander to you, pour milk over the flakes and eat them up!!! They are part of your complete bad-ass balanced breakfast.
2)The nexus between Rock‘n Roll and Thunder. The human embodiment of bad-ass.
3)The King -He once stomped a meteor crater in Winslow, Arizona and he is now referred to as “The King” there.
Fact: The dandruff from Neil's beard is loaded with essential vitamins and protein. If he relinquishes the dander to you, pour milk over the flakes and eat them up!!! They are part of your complete bad-ass balanced breakfast.
by jagermeister69 March 25, 2009
Get the Neil Fallon mug.To radically change one's life through the use of vivid imagination. It is named after the great mystic Neville Goddard.
"Lili was unmarried and poor for a long time."
Yeah but then she had a Nevillution and won the lottery and finally got married to Bobby.
Damn I wish a Nevillution happened in my life!
It can! Just go to bed imagining you're already who and where you want to be.
Yeah but then she had a Nevillution and won the lottery and finally got married to Bobby.
Damn I wish a Nevillution happened in my life!
It can! Just go to bed imagining you're already who and where you want to be.
by Nev1260 October 12, 2016
Get the Nevillution mug.a more serious case of a congenital disorder, causing intellectual impairment such as "feeding" or assisting the enemy lanes on a popular game called League of Legends, and gullible enough to believe anything.
Oh god I have the Neil Syndrome
Why are you losing every game!? Do you have the Neil Syndrome or something?
Why are you losing every game!? Do you have the Neil Syndrome or something?
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