Nerd Spear

A random bit of overly intelligent information thrown somewhat appropriately into a conversation.

Bob: "Oh look, its a full moon"
Jerry " Did you know that the diameter of the moon is roughly the same as the width of the United States?"
Bob "Thanks for chucking that nerd spear Jerry. You are such a geek."

by amywarhol August 6, 2011

Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.

Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.

by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010

nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

nerd shit

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.

We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.

by Psiko May 16, 2018

Nerd Sniping

Nerd Sniping: The act of engaging a nerd in one of their areas of interest; that they become so occupied they are unaware of anything else

Nerd Sniped: The state of a nerd so deeply engaged in one of their areas of interest they are unaware of anything else.

I am Nerd Sniped! I like Nerd Sniping Sci-Fi Nerds.

by CodeThumper April 11, 2016

nerd sniping

A sport based on the use of difficult problems to stump and/or stop nerds in their tracks.

I put problems from the GLAT on poster board to have some fun nerd sniping. Man, is it easy!

by IMReader January 7, 2008