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Pine Needles

Ass or Butt hair on a female that is not contained to just the red eye area, but spreads out on the cheeks, and is visible when wearing panties or a bathing suite!
Burnette has pine needles coming out of her bikini bottoms; she needs a serious brazillian wax to get rid of those pine needles!
by Elle Stellar July 10, 2006
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limp needles

when you're driving and you come to a stop, your speedometer and rpm needles go limp or down.
My car got limp needles yesterday when i hit that stop sign.
by Jpr1mo April 13, 2007
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poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.
Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
by rip-trip July 8, 2021
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Pauly Needles

A Pauly Needles is a person who claims to be the know all end, end all of all things. He is a one-upper. If you went to Paris, well, he or she went to Monaco & watched F1 racing from the grandstands, which BTW he or she overpaid for the ticket only to watch his or her's beloved Ferrari lose AGAIN to Mercedes or RedBull.

A Pauly Needles will also spend copious amounts of money on drinking the worlds worst beers such as: Rolling Cock (Rock), Steel City, Lite Beers....if there is a Lite he will dirnk it. However, he or she will also call you a pussy for drinking Craft Beers (Note: only if it's craft beers that he or she didn't discover). While calling you a pussy, he or she is pounding back passionate fruit, lemon lime, cherry Truly's or Bud Lite Seltzers.

A night out on the town with a Pauly Needles will be interesting....maybe. If a Pualy Needles is out with the guys or girls, Pauly Needles will be texting all of his exes to meet up so that they can bump some uglies or he can get a blowie. The night will be dull until a Pauly Needles can somehow convince one of these exes to come out and meetup. Most of the time nothing happens for a Pauly Needles. If a Pauly Needles sees a friend about to hook up with someone the Pauly Needle will do everything in it's power to cockblock you. He or she will proudly yell to everyone at the bar: "If I'm not getting laid, NO ONES GETTING LAID!!" as he proceeds to chug his Lite beverage of choice which would make any normal human being puke.
"God Dammit, look at that Pauly Needles cockblocking Wes again! Last time I heard he went home from the bar and broke into Wes' room with a bent fork to stop him from hooking up with a friend. That Pauly Needle sure is a douche-da-douche da douche douche."
by NaptownFL September 24, 2021
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pins and needles

person 1:dude did you hear that new billy talent song pins and needles

person 2: yea it was pretty awesome eh
by Mike Jaworski September 16, 2008
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poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin
by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006
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Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!
OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
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