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neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.
How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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neanderfuck

Someone who acts like a primordial fucker.
"What are you, some kind of neanderfuck? You know sometimes you really have your head up your ass."
by lilnino1976 March 15, 2006
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Neanderthal

A prehistoric animal known to be existent over 40,000+ years ago, they are the early stages of a human. They also tend to be aggressive and violent. Commonly known to have too many allergies, they are the cause of many human allergies. Ex: they had a pecan allergy
Oh my god look it’s the stupid Neanderthal Sia

That prehistoric Neanderthal Sia is a stupid ni
by Ihategays222 February 14, 2023
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Akash Nandy

Akash Nandy is someone who is a twitter celebrity, influencer,Tedx speaker, youth motivator, clout gainer, entrepreneur, and 24/7 clown. He is know for cracking lame ass jokes on twitter and gaining clout.He is one of the major big figures in brown Twitter.His achievements includes getting featured on many IG feature pages like babachuism, faking humour etc etc and also being a complete disappointment to his parents. Must say he is very cute and gains all his followers by his Uwu Avi/dp. also, he loves clout and smuggles clout all over brown Twitter.

his twitter username is @/nandirona
hey, do you know who Akash Nandy is?
yes, he's a clout lover and a tweleb.
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Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.
All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.
by Puking Llama November 30, 2011
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Neanderthal

Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.
"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"
by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005
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Neanderthal

White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.
Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike
by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020
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