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Sam Neill

Possibly the greatest actor of all time. He was born in Ireland on September 14, 1947 and moved to New Zealand when he was 7. Smart, handsome and totally über-cool, he has starred in great movies such as Jurassic Park, The Dish, The Piano, Irresistible, Merlin, Event Horizon, Dead Calm, Death in Brunswick, A Cry in the Dark, My Brilliant Career, Wimbledon and Perfect Strangers.
Sam was almost cast for the role of James Bond 007, but lost out to Timothy Dalton (who is ugly).
Sam also makes his own wine, called Two Paddocks.
He is the greatest guy ever.
"Who's that awesome guy who played Alan Grant in Jurassic Park?"
"Sam Neill of course, the coolest guy on the planet!"
by Cristina_S October 5, 2006
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Neil Druckmann

when the chances of your failures are so fucking small, but still you manage to fuck everything up and that too without any particular reason. Then proceed to be in denial in front of the shit you just created for the rest of your life.
David: Hey! remember that guy who cured cancer and was about to win 100 billion USD from the international medical association ? What happened?
Goliath: Oh, you didn't hear? He pulled a Neil Druckmann in the last minute and is now a homeless meth addict in Arkansas.
by fucking_pasta July 4, 2020
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The Neil

A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers
I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place
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Neil Fallon

1)A Titan.

2)The nexus between Rock‘n Roll and Thunder. The human embodiment of bad-ass.

3)The King -He once stomped a meteor crater in Winslow, Arizona and he is now referred to as “The King” there.

Fact: The dandruff from Neil's beard is loaded with essential vitamins and protein. If he relinquishes the dander to you, pour milk over the flakes and eat them up!!! They are part of your complete bad-ass balanced breakfast.
Example: If you Neil Fallon'ed Fonzie he would be a thousand times cooler.
by jagermeister69 March 25, 2009
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Neil Syndrome

a more serious case of a congenital disorder, causing intellectual impairment such as "feeding" or assisting the enemy lanes on a popular game called League of Legends, and gullible enough to believe anything.
Oh god I have the Neil Syndrome
Why are you losing every game!? Do you have the Neil Syndrome or something?
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Neil O'Donnell

An insurgent; someone or something that works against all those around him.

An individual who collapses, like a house of cards, under pressure.

A weak, tampon-like human being or thing who fails to serve his/its purpose and gives away way too much when the slightest pressure is applied. A useless cuntrag.
You know, Mr. President, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that Rush Limbaugh is trying to tear down our republic from within?
Mr. President: Yes, Rush is such a Neil O'Donnell!

You know coach, I'd like to start and play most of the game, but my daddy tells me that I would wilt like a Neil O'Donnell under the pressure.

Bertha: Sally, my protection simply is not working in my high-flow months.
Sally: I do believe the mistake you've been making is purchasing those over-priced, useless Neil O'Donnells.
by Fraud Exposer July 8, 2009
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Neil Perry

A gay kid from the 80s

If you have seen “Dead Poets Societyyou know Neil Had it going on for Todd anderson throughout the first and half of the movie-

The ending didn’t happen

Fun fact: They got married! happy Ending! Todd was a poet! Neil was a Actor!
“Wow have you seen that one gay 80s film where the two main characters are in love!?”

“OOOOOh yes Actually isn’t it called “Dead poets society” or something? and Neil perry is in love with Todd anderson? it was Obvious-“
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