Narek

He has the biggest balls ever. He kicks everybodys ass and t bags everybody, boys and girls. He has a king kong dick, with pubes sprinkled all over it. He is the best guy around that has a real penis. He bangs chicks daily and he gets bjs everyday, but only from hot chicks. He is an amazing dancer and the best slow dancer there is.

Bill Nye "Did you hear Narek last night?"
Mario "Yea, I heard him pounding that pussy last night!"
Bill Nye "Well that's Narek for you!"

by Dontfuckwithmeihaveapenis October 29, 2011

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Naree

Naree is the definition of perfection and is a walking, living artform. Although she is small in stature, her personality leaps her up to greater heights as she shows kindness to everyone she meets. Though cross her once and you might as well be dead to her. She has long dark hair, long fingernails, and a constant smile imprinted on her lips. When you first meet her she can be really shy, but once you get to know her better, she becomes more elaborate. She's the embodiment of purity, innocence, and everything good in the world. If you ever come across a Naree, protect her, hold her close, and don't let her go as she's a rarity in the world and you'll most likely never come across a Naree again.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Naree. She's the nicest person I've ever met!
Person 1: I can tell just by her smile!

by eunanoona July 25, 2018

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